Fight me IRL, you fucking manwhore!!!! I will take your ugly ass dick after tying you up, and twist it, then I'll drench it in mustard and cut it off with a butterknife. You think you can call the cops?! I cut the phone line, you motherfucker. I will trap you in my basement and feed you your favorite food, until you die of food poisoning.
Why the hell are you making me reword sentences that are totally acceptable English phrases.. Is it so bad that I used infatuated instead of became interested in? This paper is a huge insult to my vocabulary and my writing skills, Why the hell is half of this shit marked I didn’t do it wrong….
I know your pain Kirb, I had to go though this shit in 10th grade when my teacher told me “are you writing a long paragraph?”…… All I could think of then was “-_- WTF are you tring to teach me bitch!!!!!”